Chin Check | The NFL’s Worst Owner

NFL owners: some call the right plays from the booth, others throw flags on their own team. To figure out the worst, we need a baseline. Enter Stan Kroenke. Maybe they should all take lessons from Stan Kroenke. He’s won championships in the NFL, NBA, and NHL, and most of us have no idea what he looks like. Quiet, strategic, winning. No sideline theatrics, no over-coaching—just clean snaps, solid drives, and rings on the scoreboard.

Then, there’s Jerry Jones. Maybe it’s just me, but it’s been all downhill for the Cowboys since Jerry Jones started thinking that he knows more than the head coach. Drafts, trades, play calls—he’s in the huddle like he’s suiting up himself. Watching Dallas on game day feels like a trick play gone wrong: flashy, chaotic, and leaving fans shouting at the screen.

Jimmy Haslam deserves a flag too. Browns’ seasons under him feel like fourth-and-long on every drive. Endless coaching changes, questionable roster moves, heartbreak piling up in the red zone. “Building a culture”? More like fumbling the snap on every attempt. Browns fans are stuck on repeat, waiting for a touchdown that never comes.

And Arthur Blank…man, the Falcons were on their way to beating Tom Brady and the Patriots until Arthur Blank wandered onto the sideline, spreading his good cheer to warriors in the heat of battle. Love the energy, love the brand—but football isn’t a halftime pep rally. Step back and let the offense march.

So who’s throwing the worst flags in the league? Jerry, Jimmy, Arthur—they all got the cash, influence, and media spotlight. Wins? That’s where the scoreboard tells the story. Kroenke shows how to drive down the field with precision. The rest? They’re giving fans heart-stopping penalties every Sunday.